Westside BikeSIDE!

Midnight Ridazz: Mother of All Rides was last week and it was fun. A lot of hundreds of humans rode their bikes in unison through Hollywood while chasing cyclists dressed as eggs in the most unorthodox East Egg hunt ever. These wild Ridazz went through the Grove (once around 10pm, then again at midnight), cruised through the Sunset Strip, and then congregated in a park where a dance party ensued. Only the all-powerful Christian Lord knows what they did afterwards, I rode home promptly after a person whose name shall remain unnamed mooned the moon with his bare blisteringly baboon bagpipe behind. You could almost say that this Buttocks Bandit spoiled the party for me, but who knows, maybe the _real_ party began after my departure.

And even though I missed the infamous Crank Mob yet again, it was for a good reason. That reason was called the 10pm show of Planet BBoy, the best movie ever made on our planet (biased view? maybe, but I know fun when I see it). It’s showing for the entire week at the Landmark theatre at Santa Monica and Sawtelle. And yes, it’s worth the ridiculous $9.50 ticket cost.

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